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Dunno, I'm bored

Journal Entry: Fri May 2, 2008, 4:11 AM
Mood: Kinda bored
Listening to: Lostprophets - Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters And The Story of a Lonley Girl // Greg Edmonson - Nate's Theme (Uncharted: Drake's Fortune OST)
Reading: Andrzej Sapkowski - Sword of Destiny (Witcher)
Watching: Futurama season 3 // Crossing Jordan season 2
Playing: Unreal Tournament 3 // Neverwinter Nights 2
Downloading: Trying to download Advent Rising
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I AM FREAKIN' BORED. SAVE ME SOMONE AND BUY ME MY 360. NOW.

Tag! I choose you! Use your boring Tag Attack! BOINK.

1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
3. Then tag three people.
4. Feel free to go ahead and add some questions yourself!!

Persona Dramatica:

1. Lucas Garner (he's a pokemon)
2. Joan O'Diano (she's bitch)
3. Joel, aka Alpha Spartan 09 (I am not sure what exactly he is...)
4. Besco Torn (he seems to be the normal one)
5. Daniel (he's a potato)

Q&A
How old are you?

Lucas: 52, baby.
Joan: 43. I'm so old...
Joel: 30.
Besco: 51, and I am allright with that.
Daniel: Dear mortals, I stoped counting eons ago.

What's your height?
Lucas: High high, to the skyyy...
Joan: That's not the answer, moron.
Joel: Tall enough to be a SPARTAN.
Besco: Lucas, what did you smoked this time?
Daniel: Avarage human size.
Author: Half of you didn't answer the question! What is wrong with you guys?!

Are you a virgin?
Lucas: Can I laugh now? Can I?
Joan: Because of this moron up there - no.
Joel: It depends what action do you take by "not a virgin anymore"
Besco: I think I had too many drinks this time...
Daniel: That is the mortal's domain. Count me out.

Who's your mate/spouse?
Lucas: Lil Jedi lady named "Joan".
Joan: Yup. The big moron called "Lucas".
Joel: Other Alphas. You probably won't meet 'em, 'cuz mrs. real Joan is too lazy to move her lazy ass to either draw 'em, or finish this dumb story she started.
Besco: Lucas. But I think I need to find new friends.
Daniel: My little baby Rasputin.

Do you have any kids?
Lucas: I am proud daddy.
Joan: Ufortunately - yes. A boy. And I think I'll be mommy for the second time, by "accident".
Joel: Nope. I am not meant to be a father.
Besco: My head is trying to explode, somone have aspirin?
Daniel: Well, mortal, if you want, we can have agreement...

What's your favourite food?
Lucas: Don't have.
Joan: Same here.
Joel: Everythig is better than food in the army. Believe me.
Besco: None.
Daniel: I don't have to eat. Besides, I don't feel the taste.

What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Lucas: Joan.
Joan: Why do you have to make such a moron of yourself?
Joel: I haven't ate ice creams in ages... I forgot how do they taste like...
Besco: I've heard that ice creams are good for hangover... please, gimme some...
Daniel: Like I said in the question ealier. I don't feel the taste.

Have you killed anyone?
Lucas: A lot of people.
Joan: It was in self defence.
Joel: That's my job.
Besco: Same as Lucas.
Daniel: Does taking the souls count?

Do you hate anyone?
Lucas: I've heard that one before...
Joan: Yes. This moron up there.
Joel: Yeah... mr. 01...
Besco: My sister. Damn this little whore...
Daniel: No, why should I?

Have any secrets?
Lucas: One wonderful women knows 'em.
Joan: Yeah. And it happens to be me.
Joel: There are no secrest in the team.
Besco: Forget it.
Daniel: I am full of secrets. That's what makes me so special.

What is your job?
Lucas: Making my little princess feel loved.
Joan: Don't be fooled by this words. He's a Mandalorian, so that should answer most of your questions.
Joel: Being a SPARTAN. I mean, protecting the human colonies, killing aliens and stuff like that...
Besco: What is my job? It depends what will you assign me to.
Daniel: Making agreements with mortals and taking their souls to my boss - mr. Lucifer.

What do you do to relax?
Lucas: Reading books with my Butterfly.
Joan: Cooking.
Joel: Sleeping. You never have enough of this.
Besco: Ah, gambling. Drinking and shooting to random objects.
Daniel: Ah ah, I'm too busy to relax. Mortals in these times needs many many MANY things...

Where would you rather be lost- in a deserted village in the middle of a haunted forest surrounded by undead cults, or in a desert dotted with ruins filled with gold but no avaliable water source?
Lucas: I defenetly heard that one before...
Joan: Deja vu...
Joel: Does that one have anything to the other ones...?
Besco: Oh my poor head...
Daniel: I don't have to be afraid, really.

What are/were your parents like?
Lucas: What they were like...? All I can remamber is that they were the best parents in the universe.
Joan: I didn't know my parents. They died when I was 5, then I joined the Order...
Joel: I don't remamber any facts about them, really.
Besco: I would like to forget who they were, what they were doing and how they treated me...
Daniel: Parents? What is that fancy thing?

Do you want to say something to your readers?
Lucas: I smell the battle...
Joan: Oh shut up.
Joel: Battle? Where?
Besco: I am so lonley... somone hug me, please.
Daniel: So, I heard you like pokemons...
Author: Daniel, YOU'RE DOING IT WORNG. Look how Besco is evolving through the whole quiz. He's EMOlving!

Why do I keep making this dumb quizes...?
:iconohnoesplz:
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  • Current Age: Let's see, I was born in '92 soooo just count!
  • Current Residence: Poland
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: L/XL maybe...?
  • Interests: How to survive this school year without going insane
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars saga| Fight Club| Transformers the Movie (2007)| All Mel Brooks' movies| Forest Gump
  • Favourite band or musician: Nickelback| |Breaking Benjamin| Good Charlotte| Hoobstank| Lostprophets| Martin O'Donnell
  • Favourite genre of music: Punk| Rock| Metal| Classic| Orchestral| Soundtracks
  • Favourite artist: Peter Molyneux| Tim Burton| Peter Paul Rubens| Salvador Dalí
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stanisław Lem| Terry Pratchett| Andrzej Sapkowski
  • Favourite style or digital art: My own
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp (PC one)| my crappy MP3 player
  • Shell of choice: MJOLNIR Mark VI armor| Katarn-class armor
  • Wallpaper of choice: Just look beside...
  • Favourite game: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune| Halo Trylogy| SW: RC| NWN series| Rise of Legends| Fable| Lineage 2
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC| GBA| Xbox 360
  • Favourite cartoon character: Boba Fett (from Holiday Special Episode of Star Wars)| Bucky O'hare| All Transformers
  • Personal Quote: Mostly? Swear words.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil| color pancils| oil pastels| my hand and my sick imagination

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*Dante-D:iconDante-D: May 2, 2008, 9:19:07 AM
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~Cerviero:iconCerviero: Apr 22, 2008, 4:13:54 AM
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