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About Me Member Veteran Grand Inquisitor Joan17/Female/Poland Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Hospitals...

Sat Nov 14, 2009, 11:45 AM
:bulletgreen: Mood: In pain // FUCKING HUNGRY
:bulletgreen: Listening to: Michael Jackson - They Don't Really Care About Us
:bulletgreen: Reading: Adam Mickiewicz's "Pan Tadeusz"
:bulletgreen: Watching: Freeman's Mind
:bulletgreen: Playing: Titan Quest

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:pointr: ... I hate them.
So, a week ago, when I returned from school, I was so happy that I had a free weekend. I could do stuff I needed to. BUT, day later very intense pain attacked me. 12 hours of not being able to move, eat or do anything accompanied by fucking pain that would surely drive even the calmest man insane. After realizing that no painkiller works on me, by midnight, my parents took me to the nearest hospital. After three hour of waiting for the surgeon to examine me they finally gave me some painkiller that actually worked. Needle in the ass. Ugh. Never again. I stayed there the rest of the night, while my parents went home. The next morning, surgeon showed up and said that I will have operation in the next two hours. Wha..? Where...? WHUT? It was supposed to be my appendix. Not that they explained why they want to cut it out, but ok, they are the guys after medical school, they know the stuff... I guess. After the whole thing my tongue was hanging out of my mouth pretty helplessly, I think I got too much anesthetic, I had some troubles with talking. But that was probably caused by the exhaustion. Anyway. Four days without eating. Six days with medicates in drips. Six days of state of vegetation. FUCK.
So the lesson for today kids is: eat healthily and properly, so you won't loose your appendix. IT'S NOT FUCKING WORTH IT.

Ughhhh, now I have to find someone from school who will get me back up to speed with things. Damnit.

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:pointr: commission info:
:bulletgreen: I will draw whatever you ask me for, humans, anthro, animals, scenes, nudes, etc.
(Exceptions: landscapes, architecture, pornography; If you ask afor any of those, I will punch you in the face, got it?)
:bulletgreen: My mediums are crayons, rarely pencil, absolutely when forced to - paint. I draw usually on A4 format, can do A3, but you will be charged more for that.
(crayons are expensive, y'know, they won't buy themselves)
:bulletgreen: Step one: You tell me what you want ; Step two: You wait one week, then I show you the sketch. We talk about what you want other way or anything else, then you pay ; Step three: By the next week (sometimes longer, depends on my school status and my art block) you see poor scan of the finished picture and then I send it to you via mail/post office, no matter where you live. You wait some time and get the picture.
(All the "wait week" times are caused by my limitated access to internet and my scanner)
:bulletgreen: Everybody is happy.

:pointr: Price list:
(I accept Polish zloty, English pounds, American dollars, European euros, I accept every kind of cash, I'm not picky)

:bulletgreen: Full body, fully colored with crayons/pencil - 35zł // 8£ // 12$ // 8€
:bulletgreen: Every additional character - 15zł // 3£ // 5$ // 4€
:bulletgreen: Background is usually free, because I can't draw it for shit, but if you ask for more specific settings it will be - 10zł // 2£ // 4$ // 2€
(Don't mind that one, please, I have big troubles with drawing complexed backgrounds, so please excuse me and try to understand what pain it is causing me whenever I try to draw that)

:pointr: IMPORTANT NOTES
:bulletgreen: If I feel that I had to work my ass off on the specific commission, I will raise the price up a bit (Don't worry, it will be looking like this +5zł // +1£ // +2$ // +1€ for each picture).
:bulletgreen: Those prices may not be 100% accurate. I needed to round up some of them, because exchange offices are not accepting change.
:bulletgreen: If you don't like the prices, we can always negotiate. Let's face the truth, this option is not welcome, but acceptable. Do it if you really must. I'll swallow it somehow.

:pointr: COMMISSION LIST:
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:bulletgreen: For ~hashhaha - Young Walon Vau with little Lord Mirdalan
:bulletgreen: For *Hiita-hime - Nathan Drake with his four kids playing Hide&Seek

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Hi, my name's Joan.
Voices from the room: Hi Joan.
So, I am addicted to video games and consoles and the internet and the whole electronic entertainment. And I am not ashamed to say that I have a problem. And... and... and... and I have no life at all! D'wauuuuuhuhuhuuuuu *sob*

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: Poland
  • Print preference: The cheap one
  • Interests: The electronic entertainment and how the universe works in its biggest ciris
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars saga| Fight Club| All Mel Brooks' movies| Forest Gump
  • Favourite band or musician: Theory of a Deadman| Breaking Benjamin| Good Charlotte| Hoobastank
  • Favourite genre of music: Alternative| Punk| Rock| Metal| Classic| Orchestral| Soundtracks
  • Favourite artist: Peter Molyneux| Tim Burton| Peter Paul Rubens| Salvador Dalí
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stanisław Lem| Terry Pratchett
  • Favourite style of art: My own
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • MP3 player of choice: Winamp (PC one)| my crappy MP3 player
  • Shell of choice: MJOLNIR Mark VI armor| Katarn-class armor
  • Wallpaper of choice: Just look beside...
  • Favourite game: Uncharted| Mass Effect| Gears of War series| NWN series| Fahrenheit
  • Favourite gaming platform: Xbox 360| PC| GameBoy Advance
  • Favourite cartoon character: Bender Bending Roudriguez| Boba Fett (from Holiday Special Episode of Star Wars)| Bucky O'hare
  • Personal Quote: "I am GENIUS!"
  • Tools of the Trade: My allmighty pencil| my superb crayons| my awesome hand and my genius brain

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:iconaragali:
thank you for :+fav:

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:iconxenoprime:
Thanks for the fave!

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:iconhiita-hime:
Kocham cię. :aww::heart:

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:iconcrashpl:
O muj Bosze, cienkóje sa fafa!

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:iconbocianpl:
Rotfl webcam xD...
musisz mieć ps3 i Uncharted 2;p już co prawda przelazłem na hardzie teraz crushing i 100% platyna O>O!

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:icondemonhunterjoan:
Kupię PS3 jak stanieje do poziomu dzisiejszego PS2... no, chyba, że nagle wygram w loterii tyle kasy, żeby opłacić i laptopa i owe PS3...|D

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:iconbocianpl:
Sądze że do tak niskiego poziomu nie stanieje :X chyba jak wyjdzie PS4 i Uncharted 5 xD.

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:icondemonhunterjoan:
Uncharted skończy się wraz z teraźniejszą generacją konsol. Tak samo jak Crash i Jak.

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:iconbocianpl:
Wątpie w to szczerze, za dobrą marke sobie Uncharted robią. No chyba że jak wyjdzie nowa generacje zrobią coś innego co zaszokuje ludzi. Btw. Crasha nie skończyli... tylko sprzedali prawa jakiejś innej firmie :O.

A Tomb Rider też miał się skończyć na revolution xD a jednak wciąż to robią... jednak Uncharted lepsze.

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:iconmyfantasiworld:
Thanks for the :+fav:, much appreciated.

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