Mood: Pretty hyped up. Dunno on what tho...
Listening to: Richard Wagner - The Ride of Valkyries
Reading: Karen Traviss - Republic Commando: Order 66 (I am struggling with this book. It's getting boring at the end when you think you won't be able to put the book away...) // Much to my horror - Fanfiction (fanfiction.net)
Watching: Nostalgia Critic // Zero Punctuation
Playing: Ass' Creed // Halo Wars
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People are stupid. And I mean stupid. Yeah, yeah. This is going to be a rant on the fanfiction matter, so if you feel you are going to be offended, you feel it's a touchy subject for you or you just hate my rants - don't read. So, getting back to the whole point - the stupidity of the humanity. The fanficiton. The disaster of the internet (exept for flamers and disgusting stuff like "2 girls 1 cup"). I read fanfiction from time to time. Who doesn't? I mean, when you are in some fandom, you just have this need to see what other people feel about this thing. You see the fanarts, so why not take on fanfiction? Well, of curse, the picture is worth a thousands of words, but the staring at the picture will take you 3 minutes and you have to do something in your free afternoon, after all. And besides, reading educates you. So, lets take a look at those bastards. I, myself, have two categories of fanfiction - those what are well-written, nicley composed and above all - logic, and the rest - the piece of crap that have no way of existing, yet it exist. While those one from the first category I read with special adoration (because some of them are true masterpieces that are worth publication and the author needs the whole bunch of mindless followers) over and over again, the ones from the latter... well, let's say, I do read them when I have absolutley no other constructive thing to do. And when I start reading them, I regret the whole thing. For the rest of the day. And the day after. Yes, they can be so awful.
Maybe I lost my careless-fun-loving part of brain somewhere, due to watching too much Zero Punctuation and Nostalgia Critic and other reviews like this, but when stuff is illogical, it's a piece of shit for me. Maybe I take stuff way too serious (but I would hardly agree with that), but... just what the hell? Example? Let's take the latest fandom I entered, a bit late, but still - Assassin's Creed. As I some time ago explained my fellow Assassin's-Fanatic, =Valita-the-hedgehog, fanfiction with AC goes in two categories: AltairxMalik (AltMal) and AltairxOC (of course, there are others, but they are so rare, they are, truth to be told, not worth listing, tho those ones are the best ones, exept for those "me and my friend got sucked into 1191AD's Jerusalem and we met Altair, what will happen!?", these are even worse, though those ones are fun to write, just for amusement for you and your firneds, no one else). Both of those have no right to happen or exist. They just don't. First one, the AltMal. Most of them begins with some casual action that leads to the "first kiss" between the two of our lovley assassins. Then, it slides and in the process we get the action in the type of "Altair's on top". And you know, 'till the "first kiss" scene, I have the will to say that's pretty possible. And trust me, those words are hardly leaving my throat without burning pain, it hurts very much. But let me explain why they are in the least possible way believeable. You see, the sect we are talking about, the Assassins, or Hashashins if you want, as we can imagine, was pretty restrict. We don't know if the ones, who belonged there, were able to have any contacts with women or not. But judgeing it by AC standards, we can be rather sure they couldn't. So let's stick with that for now. Imagine boys, locked in a large fortress they can't escape anyhow, they are adolescence. The hormones are crackling so loud, you can hear their Happy Song. So the gender doesn't really matter, that's the age you are experimenting with thing, right? And let's take the hashish, the drug the real Assassins were drugged in the real sect, the really stuporing drug. And let's see - the stupored boys + hormones, it could result in some "experiments". I believe there could be one or two, hidden from everyone kisses, but nothing more. No friggin' "I'm on top" action, for God's sake! And there occurs aother problem. The Hashashin's sect is the idea of the pople who lived in Near East. They didn't had any connection to the christian, both latin and byzantine, culture, and so, with the game standards, they didn't seem to believe in any god, from any other religion. That left me feeling strange while reading, when Malik was shout "Oh Jesus!" in the mid-orgasm. Just a small digression there. So, to sum it all, AltMal are possible, but just 'till the "first kiss" scene, after that, it's becoming complete piece of crap. But even that, and looking at the characters of them both, it would take a lot of good and strong will from them to do it. Or alot of hashish.
OK, now the next fucker. Hopefully, a lot shorter one to do. The AltairxOC. So, the AltxOC is mostly about Altair falling in love in some chick that, in 80%, belongs to the Assassins or she is an assassin for hire or shit like that. The first and only thought about this one is THAT THERE IS NO FUCKING POSSIBLE WAY FOR THAT TO EXIST. EVER. You know, I'm no expert on the Middle East's cultures, but as I know, the women there aren't treated better than the animals. And I'm not sure, that in the time of rising democracy, the Muslims thought "hey guys, let's treat women like shit!", after adrorating women in general and having this matriarchal system of ruling. Today is like it was yesterday, year before and thousands of years before. And it ain't gonna change,because it's their culture. The women can't do anything exept for giving birth to childern (the healthy ones) and doing the dinner. Nothing more. There is no fucking way a women would be allowed to belong to sect like this and do, non omen, man's job, like slaughtering people in amok caused by this damn hashish! NO-FUCKING-WAY-EVER. So, yeah.
That was just example of people's stupidity. I know, I know. It's admireable that people are writing, a medal for good will, I say. But there's the major problem with this. While you happily write those stories, you throw the fuck away all the common senses and all the logic away! You don;t care about the culture, about the realities you wrote your little story in! OK, not all people do it, but most of them does. Some people may say "don't like it, don't read it". OK, I won't, but I myself would be ashamed of putting my stories, what have no logic at all, for people to read it. And I know, I know, I do the rant, but you don;t see any of my own stories here and there. That's true, I keep my stuff for myself, because I always see them too bad to be putted anywhere. And I really admire people's courage to do what I lack courage to do. I really do. But, please, pretty please, think, before you write. It just hurts my eyes and my wasted brain to read some of you piece of written art.
(Sorry for such a long rant. It just pisses me off. Sawry)

On the other news, my pretty Altair action figure just arrived. The whole fuigure is very nicley done, details are awesome. But I have to say, his face is pretty shitty. Yeah. My sister and I had some fun while unpacking the guy and taking the first looks at him. Now, he's doing his uber macho pose on my desk near the computer's monitor. And the bastard is not even looking at me. Screw you Altair. I'm going for Ezio anyway.



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